i fucking hate pps

heres the issue
my third sister,the major beh paiseh open pps for hell out of whole day
I CANT EVEN ACCESS GOOGLE MAIN PAGE
somemore get her ass stick to the comp for whole damn day, i have no choice but wait for my turn.
SADLY SHES KINDA DOMINATING WHOLE DAMN ROUTER AND THE FUCKING DESKTOP
leave her lousy trashy lappy with me
what for? i have nothing to do with it! online ah beh... msn dc-ed more than zillion times, really zaman batu until warcraft also tak ada...walao eh
so, due to my over the top beh syok-ness, i started to have crazy thoughts
i googled" how to block pps"
and AHHAAAHHH
found some threads about the solution, but the phrases are somehow... so computer-istic? HAHAHAHA
so fine, i ranted about it to friends
and finally a guy come up with a crazy idea
"she open pps you also open la, see who tutup first"
NYAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, EVIL PLAN APPROVED
straight away open pps, clicked on a dont know what movie
then minimize it aside
EFFECTIVELY, shes undergoing some god damn irritating lagness
she started on changing ip address to get a fast one.... NYAHAHAHA
STUPID DUMB DUMB.
she will never knows im the mastermind behind the tragic! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD